fuks:

mothcub:

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

pseudinymous:

just-shower-thoughts:

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

sparkles-and-trash:

papisboyy:

angryynaps:

Merry Christmas to all the other gay cousins

Except for you, Ariel, for trying to out me to my family.